Top Ten Reasons Why the Holiday Season is Better Than Tax Season
October 30th, 2009
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10. Pumpkin pie is better than humble pie.
9. “Children laughing” is better than “adults weeping.”
8. Caroling is more fun than an audit.
7. What you give is your choice.
6. Whose “naughty” list would you rather be on?
5. “Holy Night” is more melodious than “Holy Cow!”
4. “Noel” is better than “Oh well!”
3. Santa can only damage your house. The IRS can take it away.
2. If you’re bad, Santa ignores you; if you’re bad, the IRS won’t leave you alone.
1. Being kissed under the mistletoe is better than what the tax collector does to you.
